N confirmed that a MAN invented high heal shoes. After wearing the 'perfect' CFM shoes for six (plus) hours. I've spent two days unable to feel two of the toes of my right foot!
Oh, and a conversation while in the shower on Saturday went like this...
Me: My CFM shoes made my feet hurt! I can't feel two of my toes.
Him: Those wern't CFM shoes where they? they wern't red.
Me: They don't HAVE to be red - besides they worked didn't they.
Him: Uh, yeah!
Me: You know, if those were CFM shoes and what we did last night was F*cking - then that would make one of us a F*ckee and the other F*cker
Him: *pause* Kind of like Employee and Employer! *pause* Well, if the F*cker is the one that does the work then I guess *I* was the F*cker last night.
Me: (*serious and businesslike*) It WAS your turn after all. I'll be the F*cker NEXT time.
Posted by parttimemom
at 12:18 PM PDT
Updated: Monday, 28 June 2004 5:08 PM PDT
