Eat My Shorts - Short thoughts that is
Random thoughts from the past few days:

Quick - look there!
While driving home the other day I pulled up to a stop sign. Beside me was a truck stopped in the left turn lane. For some reason activity in the truck made me turn to look at the gentleman driving. He was smiling pleasantly and pointing to the right. Being of a curious nature, I turned to look down the street to the right. At the moment of my distraction the truck pulled quickly forward going STAIGHT from the left turn lane! He waved a thank you and rather then being mad I had to laugh and think "Man, I'll have to try that sometime!"

Girl poop vs. Boy poop

My son came out of the bathroom recently and exclaimed "Phew! Someone stunk it up in there! It HAD to be a GIRL!"

Of course I was quick to defend the feminine nation, "Why does it have to be a girl? Boy's poop stinks too you know"

His answer floored me, "Yeah, but girl poop smells different, and THAT was girl poo"

HUH? Girl poop SMELLS different?!

Eat a doughnut

This is for all of the clothing designers who read my site *snark*

Just because I wear a size 16 blouse does NOT mean that have no sense of style or that I want to dress like my grandmother...

Of course I'm sure, somewhere on another planet is a 75 year old woman who wishes she could find clothes in size 0 that didn't look like they belonged on a crack whore.

I love you too, NOT

When the ex came to pick up the kids yesterday he was on the phone, and as he pulled up, with the window down, I heard him say, "Ok, I've got to go, I love you..."

My first thought?, "He must have been talking to his fianc?"

My second thought? "I just heard him say `I love you' to someone else for the very first time and didn't give a flying fuck!"

YES!