Dear Vendor Dude,
I understand that the office is cold and that has caused my nipples to leave facinating bumps on the landscape of my chest. I can also understand the less then mild facination that might cause your eyes to linger a little longer on said portions of my anatomy. What I don't understand is your need to stare at my breasts and only my breasts every single time I walk past you!
Do me a favor and go pop your tent in someone elses office, because I looked too, and it wasn't all that impressive.
Signed
Endowed and usually Understanding
Posted by parttimemom
at 10:54 AM PDT
