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In the Begining
More then you ever wanted to know about... Me
Tuesday, 17 August 2004
How a cat changed my life
It all started when I got a cat

Because cats were not allowed in my apartment, when my landlord found out I was given 30 days to move out

The cat ran away shortly after that

Because I now had NO cat but still had to move I was able to room with a friend

Because I was rooming with this friend, he was able to get me a ridiculously high paying consulting job at the same place he was consulting at

Because I had a ridiculously high paying job, I was able to sign up at a ridiculously high priced dating service

And thus I met my fiance and have lived happily ever after

And, as you might have guessed, I now own another cat...

Posted by parttimemom at 8:27 AM PDT

Tuesday, 17 August 2004 - 12:38 PM PDT

Name: Sychotic1
Home Page: http://sychotic1.tripod.com/glurge/

I have two cats, neither of which is mine. They were unceremoniously dumped on my by my sisters. They shed everywhere and leave kitty litter all over the floor in the bathroom, meaning I never go into the bathroom without shoes. It also means that taking a litter-free bath is pretty much out of the question.

So, does that mean I can have two fiancees? Pretty Please?

Tuesday, 17 August 2004 - 5:44 PM PDT

Name: Shawn

Sure!

If elected I promise a fiance in every pot and two for those of you who put up with psyco cats who dump kitty litter on the floor.

Luckily I have a 'kids' room where the kitty box resides - but I do get tired of never being able to go to the restroom alone.

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