It all started when I got a cat
Because cats were not allowed in my apartment, when my landlord found out I was given 30 days to move out
The cat ran away shortly after that
Because I now had NO cat but still had to move I was able to room with a friend
Because I was rooming with this friend, he was able to get me a ridiculously high paying consulting job at the same place he was consulting at
Because I had a ridiculously high paying job, I was able to sign up at a ridiculously high priced dating service
And thus I met my fiance and have lived happily ever after
And, as you might have guessed, I now own another cat...